Some of you may be unfamiliar with UK prostitution and the terms used, so I’ll do my best to explain them for you.
Punter – customer
2-girl special – lesbian sex
A-Levels – anal sex
OWO – oral without (a condom)
GFE – girlfriend experience (basically kissing)
Business – sex with a street girl (“you want business luv?”)
“Time and companionship only” – the money paid to an independent escort is officially for this and not for sex.
Hand relief – handjob
Happy ending – the hopeful result of a handjob!
“French” oral sex and/or kissing
Maid – brothel receptionist who joins in
Leggy – Prostitutes are no leggier than anyone else, but brothel receptionists ALWAYS describe the working girls as leggy!
Kerb-crawler – A punter cruising the red light district slowly in his car. A term widely used, and probably coined, by the tabloid press.
“Recently refurbished and under new management” – place with a bad rep wanting to get the punters to give them another try.
Parking to the rear – Just slip in round the back
“Classy” – A complete lack of class. Really classy hookers describe themselves as “discreet” or “discerning”. Or better still, they let the class speak for itself.
“Extras” – A stripper or lap dancer offering more than her job’s worth.
Paperwork – Money
“Sports massage” – Phrase to imply that the girl is a trained masseuse. Not very intimate though.
“Tantric” – She once ate a curry.
“Clock watcher – One who just wants to get it over and done with.
I’ll put more when I can think of them.